Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Acid is not a monday night drug
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Randomize
