dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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