all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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