Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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