is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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