okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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