Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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