doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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