Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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