And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
True college students do jello shots in the library
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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