chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Alive.
So much puke
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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