u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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