ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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