with your own penis?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
it was like eating out sand paper
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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