You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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