Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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