Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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