The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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