he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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