im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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