We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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