I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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