Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
babies were throwing up all over the place
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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