im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
someone owes me an orgasm
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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