NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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