real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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