I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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