dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
