he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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