He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
bring money and cleavage
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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