is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
How does one acquire holy water?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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