3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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