I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
