So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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