I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
