The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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