i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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