hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Houston, we have a squirter
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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