if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Bring me that man meat
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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