this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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