We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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