Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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