CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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