Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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