Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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