We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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