Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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