Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
a search helicopter?!
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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