Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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