you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
