READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
