But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
All I want is dick and wine.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
