Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
