i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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