Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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