So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
