I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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