I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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