You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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